trans-continentalhustle:

me

scifibaby:

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

cabbagefuneral:

cabbagefuneral:

compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”

read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them

and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot

legalmexican:

drophacking:

pettyforyourthoughts:

logicisfree:

Yao ming, shaq and kevin hart

why this look photoshopped but i know its probably not lmao

iPhones 6 plus, 6, and 4.

yurio-cheerio:

nikrib:

WHO DID THIS… WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS-

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

higgzorz:

bidoof:

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise